Tuesday, June 24, 2008

linkity linkity stinkity dinkity frinkity mcdickity

check out mark's blog. it's alright, i guess... if he talked to me anymore it would be better.
i am challenging mark - on the internet, for all to see - to a blog off. you are an ugly poo-poo head and i wish that all your ugly poo clothes you got from holt renshitcock fade in the washing machine and next time you go to paris you'll be detained at customs for smuggling drugs because somehow an eightball of coke was found by those crazy drug smelling dogs sewn in your rick owens jacket i really like and that you carelessly left unattended at my house that one time and then you'll go to guantonomo bay because not only are you smuggling but you called the white house and said that you may or may not have put a time controlled explosive in a fan letter to the president because no one fucks with JEN HSU and also kathy rules so maybe you should start listening to what she says more often cause really, she's dope shit...cause THEN you'll have a reason to not call me you idiot.

mark, you have publicly been challenged to call me. i love you i miss you i have a present for you. is that incentive enough?

anyway, check out his blog. it's dope shit. DOPE SHIT.

and here's a picture of marky mark when he used to let me feed off his greatness.

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