they made a conservative headquarters on granville st at smithe or nelson or something like that (which i think is the fucking stupidest location ever) and i was walking by today and some guy with a conservative shirt, not even a t-shirt but a golf shirt with a collar and everything with that stupid C on it was walking up to their headquarters for global suckamation with two pizzas from numero uno in his hand to feed the reptilians and i said "woah conservative pizza" and he looked at me funny (probably trying to visually undress me cause he's a deprived pastor's child -- and yes i have unfounded hate for all and any conservatives) and i replied to his unpleasant look with "OH what does it have no jalepenos?" ... i thought it was quite clever and possibly one of the best non-poop jokes i've made in a while.
anyways, here's another picture of a man showing his sensitive side by holding a kitty.
by the way, does holding kitties instantly trigger a harmless, sensitive, compassionate image in peoples' minds? why the fuck would they go through the trouble of staging a photo shoot of this idiot holding a defensless kitty. he probably materialized the kitty in an underground conservative party laboratory kitty-like making sector that creates cute kitties made of prostitutes' bus fares and immigrants' welfare cheques and other invalids who suck up our hard earned money.. making this cute fucking kitty to show you, hell, he's just like us! he likes to pet kitties too. fuckers.
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